How to get "shot by Scott"

Refinery29's the Pipeline did some studying and posted a very helpful flowchart in hopes of increasing one's chances of being captured in the coveted lens of The Sartorialist. Thank goodness, I need some help in this department! so funny...

I have a quirky hat, and I'd like to increase my chances. I think I'll add a vintage bike (have to fix my tire) and a cigarette. I should be spotted in no time!

I love Scott's comment on the forum below:
"Can you make a Sunday NYT chart like this for me, I would love to get shot by Bill Cunningham -The Sartorialist"
Ha!